Tuesday, June 14, 2005

The worst beer in the world



You might be like The Man, walking down the beer aisle at your local grocery store and thinking about maximizing your beer intake while keeping your budget in check. We've all had those days, where the 30 pack of Stroh's for $11.99 outweighs the $12.99 12 pack of Sam Adams. I had an experience recently that's making me re-think this logic.



It was to The Man's surprise when I was scrounging for a few brews one night with less than $7 in my pocket and spotted this deal: Josef Hoffbauer Light at Kroger, $4.99 for 12 beers. The old saying in life is that there's no such thing as a free lunch. And The Man is here to tell you that there's no such thing as good beer for $4.99 for 12 pack.



The beer itself tastes like one part Caguama Light (Corona rip off brand), six parts Detroit River water. The can might as well just be all-white and say "BEER" across it, because it's probably best that this crap is used as a prop in movies and not ingested.



The Man's advice? Take your $5 and pick up a couple of .40 ouncers instead, you'll thank me later.



So The Man would like to issue the following statement on Josef Hoffbauer beer:



Don't buy it. Worse yet, don't drink it -- even if it's free.



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3 comments:

Audrey said...

Josef Hoffbauer, a thrifty choice or alcoholic desperation?

Audrey said...

Sorry, I forgot there's no girls allowed.

The Man said...

The Man welcomes comments from women, but don't expect any reciprical comments on froo-froo drinks.